Designed this in the spirit of San Diego Comic-Con. Preview night was packed, I’m excited to see what the rest of the weekend brings. If any of you are attending SDCC, follow my stunts and happenings on instagram and twitter. Username: Rocom

Check out these skeleton decorations having butt-sex over a huge pumpkin! What hit television show is this from? Oddly enough, its not from Big Bang Theory, its from FX’s new show American Horror Story. I didn’t catch this little Easter-Egg the first time around, my friend told me about it, so I looked again and I couldn’t believe my eyes. For those of you that aren’t watching this show, its not that big of a deal, its easily one of the worst shows on television. But, because of that very fact, I find myself watching it every Wednesday night!

This show has absolutely no identity. There are dozens of one-sided characters thrown into a handful of parallel plot-lines that never seem to get any kind of resolution or closure. What this show does have is a really hot maid when she’s not all old and gross looking, a young Tim Allen looking guy that has his shirt off all of the time, a hilarious down syndrome girl that wishes death upon everyone and lastly, diarrhea cupcakes. I kid you not, diarrhea cupcakes! Even in today’s episode, one of the antagonists exclaimed, “Violet! That girl’s got another cupcake coming!” DEAD SERIOUS. If that’s not enough to get you watching this shit-storm of a show, tonight’s episode also featured Sylar from Heroes as a pumpkin carving homosexual. He also decorated the house for Halloween, obviously.

I understand there are tons of TV shows out there to watch, but if you’re looking for something ridiculous to discuss with your friends on a Wednesday night, give American Horror Story a try.

The only thing that matters today sure as hell ain’t church.

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